I speak not of unknown things

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kaydrama
kaydrama

At first, I thought it was déjà vu. It’s different from déjà vu. I see things beforehand, and then the exact thing follows. Now I keep seeing this lady. I haven’t met her before. I’ve never met her before in my life. But…she seems like someone I’ve known for a while. I see bits of her throughout the day. I have a feeling that she and I will meet somehow. Our paths may have already crossed. 

oh hae young again and so it begins... kdrama
damelola
v171

One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.

So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.

I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.

Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.

After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”

I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.

We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.

que-mystery

I enjoyed this more than the last season of AHS

the shit people pull on the sims a hell of a story sims 4

this adulthood thing (primer)

I only have like, 3 people on here that actually read my thing which is a good internet platform as ever to write down some life thoughts in lieu of telling people over instant messaging platforms.

There’s a proper reason why I can’t really use instant messaging platforms, but that will be covered in a later section.

Have you ever travelled alone? Was a question that was asked to me just prior to this trip. I considered it, and I said that I have and I could.

This trip hasn’t necessarily been a solo trip considering that I’m staying with a friend and I am summarily and awesomely fussed over once in a while by two aunties and it is very nice, thank you; they feed me and they include me in things that happen around the household if I so choose.

I wander around Seoul more or less alone; occasionally meeting up with friends and sharing a drink before wandering back off to the next museum or palace. It’s quite nice. I thought it would be lonely, but on further thought I think company and solitude are awesome at different points, and these moments of awesomeness and suckitude more or less even out such that I can’t necessarily say it’s better or worse. It’s thrilling to run around Namsan tower laughing with a friend, but that moment sitting at Jamsil eating kimbap alone for dinner and watching life buzz around you have been interesting as well. Even though I felt momentarily self conscious at being alone and people watching, on hindsight it isn’t too bad a way to experience life outside of your own wants and to-dos. Also, even if someone saw me unglamorously stuffing my face with kimbap and subsequently choking, this story never gets back to the people who know me. (I can neither confirm nor deny this event happened)>

Anyway, this story is in part for my silly sister, so she can regale my family but also hopefully make her laugh twice at my plight.

Thursday was Cheongdeokgung day. The plan was to go the palace, visit the secret garden (it’s a nice garden do sign yourself up for the compulsory tour and see it, but like either every other season than winter, or if you have to see it in winter, see it on a bitterly cold day where the snow is everywhere and you want to kill yourself from the misery. Believe me, snow really really sucks but makes for pretty pictures!!!! So just…don’t go in that dreary time period in between fall and winter where stuff is dead and grey and there’s ice but no snow. Understand? Ok.)

Anyway, so I moved onto to the Bukchon Hanok village which gets the 5/5 rating for proper treatment of a living neighborhood with lots of heritage. Awesome maps with walking tours and demarcated postcard-shot locations. Throw in a few (cheap, for) artisan shops and I can tell you that it’s my favourite artsy-fartsy area, in like, the world. Insadong is close (like physically close), but Bukchon is where it’s at.

(At this point, my laptop’s trackpad has decided to quit. ARE YOU KIDDING ME???????????? I HAVE A GUGAK CONCERT IN LIKE 15 MINUTES TO LEAVE FOR ZZZ)

Nevermind, I shall skip the musing about Bukchon and tourists and scampering around to get that contemplative instagram shot standing alone with a picturesque background not looking at anything in particular (newflash: it’s. not. gonna. happen.) 

This is just for me to ramble on, so let’s KIV the things I need to write about.

The Churro, the Toilet Bowl and My Knees.

Yeah, I’ll keep all three of you posted. My gugak concert’s like in a mountain or something.

archiemcphee
archiemcphee

Please excuse the Department of Impossible Cuteness, they’ve all had to go home and recuperate after viewing these images of a wild Californian sea otter mum cuddling her one-day-old pup. Last week the Monterey Bay Aquarium reported that a baby had been born in their Great Tide Pool on December 20th to a female sea otter who’d been using the area as a safe resting spot during winter storms.

The night before her pup was born, just as the Aquarium closed, she was spotted slinking into the pool. According to Monterey Bay staff, it’s rare for a healthy Sea Otter to visit the pool so frequently. The mystery was solved around 8:30 a.m. on December 20th when Aquarium staff witnessed a new pup resting on the proud new mom’s belly!

Because this new mom is a wild otter and not a permanent aquarium resident, she and her pup will eventually head back out into the wild. But as long as they’re still there, aquarium staff will keep an eye on the adorable pair and share public updates about their activities. Visit the Monterey Bay Aquarium website for additional information.

Photos by Connie Levenhagen and the Monterey Bay Aquarium

[via ZooBorns and Bored Panda]

cute cute to assuage this sadness